Mrs. Lohan Developing Own Talk Show, “White Oprah” Speaks
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIs it comforting or frightening to know the awful apple doesn’t fall from the crazy tree? Consider this question as …
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Lindsay Lohan Not on Justin Timberlake Guest List
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe reasons why Lindsay Lohan was reportedly left off the guest list of a Justin Timberlake concert are confounding. The …
Paris Hilton, Posse Celebrate ‘Firecrotch Day’
Reading Time: 1 minuteJust when you thought a feud between Paris Hilton and her dog would overtake the heiress’ rivalry with Lindsay Lohan, …
Lindsay Lohan Has to Go to the Bathroom
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSeriously, folks, can you give her some room? We’re not sure if Lindsay Lohan needs a stall to avoid any …
Some Fool is Stalking Lindsay Lohan
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTypically, we’d be in favor of ANYthing that causes Lindsay Lohan to lose sleep and fire off hilarious, self-pitying emails. …
Famous Feud Goes Cellular: Lohan Claims Paris, Brandon Davis Placed Prank Calls
Reading Time: 2 minutesSomeone is gonna feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan dammit! She doesn’t care what she has to do to draw it …
Lindsay Lohan Wants to Visit Iraq, Al-Qaeda Fears the Worst
Reading Time: 2 minutesLindsay Lohan has gone from feeling sorry for herself to feeling sorry for those terroristic terrorists that dare to cross …
Lohan Witnesses Paparazzi Mishap, Sends Self-Pitying Email
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHer mother is a fraud. She’s a drunken, irresponsible mess. But it took a recent paparazzi problem to truly shake …
Lohan Questioned in Mother’s Fraud Suit
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMany things can be said about Lindsay Lohan – and most of them involve her propensity for sucking and/or lack …
Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Stands Up for Daughter, Down on Morality and Common Sense
Reading Time: 2 minutesAfter being blasted by a movie executive (and not in the horizontal way she’s used to), Lindsay Lohan does have …