The best part of the rumored Rihanna-Leonardo DiCaprio hook ups is isn’t the fact that they might end up producing the most exotically gorgeous offspring the world has ever seen.
No, the best part is the high-larious tabloid fan fiction that Rihonardo has inspired.
Last week, there was some nonsense about Rihanna promising DiCaprio she wouldn’t get any more tattoos for some reason.
This week, Tabloid RiRi is turning the tables by demanding that DiCaprio lose weight:
“Ri’s got some extremely high standards when it comes to who she sleeps with and Leo falls out of this category because he’s a lot flabbier than her usual lovers,” a source tells OK magazine, adding that Ri has instructed Leo to “get a six-pack.”
“Leo thinks it’s all highly amusing. He’s never had a girl tell him what to do, so you can imagine how much he’s loving it.”
Yes, we’re sure he adores being told that he’s too fat for continued sexual relations. Who doesn’t?
Anyway, this story is probably every bit as pure BS as the weird tattoo thing from last week, but you’ve gotta hand it to the folks at OK for being so bold.
There are a million believable lies they could tell us about Leo and RiRi, but instead, they’re trying to sell us on the idea of two physically flawless, wildly successful ego cases getting together…and immediately trying to change one another?!
Truly, OK is swinging for the fences.