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Armpit hair, Madonna don’t care. The Material Girl posted a head scratching, “armpit selfie” to her Instagram account, with the caption, “Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom#rebelheart#revolutionoflove”.

The photo got almost 40,000 “likes”, a slew of disgusted comments, and some positive feedback as well.

I don’t even understand. Is this supposed to be sexy, or a statement of some sort? Any illusions of “all natural” she might be trying to convey are kind of cancelled out by the push up bra and fifty pounds of make up and hair bleach.

Some things were just meant to be kept private. And doesn’t that itch?

If you need me, I’ll be scrubbing my eyes with bleach and waxing every inch of body hair I can find.

Photo: Madonna/Instagram