After her recent split with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan puts on a happy face as she parodies the ads for the dating service eHarmony.
“Hi, My name is Lindsay, and I’m looking for love. I’m recently single … I think. I’m looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with … or at least the rest of my probation.”
She references her DUI arrests by referring to herself as “a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic.”
In the video, she specifies she’s looking for someone “who likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders.”
Watch Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony ad below.