It was a week of multiple scandalous selfies for Kylie Jenner, and remarkably, none of them involved inappropriate levels of semi-nudity!
It all started with a rumor that Kylie is pregnant. The tabloid chatter prompted Kylie to post this selfie…
…Which some took as her way of egging her fans on. In order to understand what could be shocking about this, you have to understand the nature of Kylie’s Instagram page.
It’s all bare midriffs all the time, so seeing her covered up is like seeing Lindsay Lohan turn down a free drink: a sure sign of pregnancy.
We kid. Kylie’s almost certainly not knocked up. But she does drive with a dog in her lap:
And not just a dog, but a tiny Italian greyhound puppy. This is bad not only because she’s only had the dog for a couple weeks and she doesn’t know that it won’t freak out and hide under her brake pedal, but also because Kylie is the worst driver alive.
The girl’s been in multiple car accidents and she’s only 17.
Yet another reason to pray that business about her being pregnant is just a rumor.