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We know this may come as a shock to you, but Kanye West can be kind of a douche.

How big of a douche, you say? Well, believe it or not, after finding out about how he runs his house, you might actually feel bad for Kim Kardashian.

Yes, Kanye’s household rules were “exposed” by a UK tabloid today, and even if this report is totally made up, it’s still hilarious.

“When he’s at his New York apartment, the temperature must be set to a level that allows him to wear a hoodie indoors, even in summer,” a source tells Look magazine.

Yes, year-round hoodies…because that’s a reasonable thing for a 37-year-old to insist upon. Oh, speaking of clothes:

“Only one approved maid is allowed in their bedroom, and when his clothes are washed they must not be in with anyone else’s. He seems to want to be treated like a god and insists that Kim follow his rules too.”

Kanye also has rules about the decibel level at which music should be played, and apparently doesn’t allow guests to talk on cell phones in his presence.

The best part of all this? While the $20 million Kimye mansion is being renovated, Kanye is enacting all of these rules at Kris Jenner’s house!

Yes, Kris is suffering under Kanye rule. Don’t tell us there’s no karma!