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After a three hour court hearing, the judge has ruled that Kevin Federline will retain custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney Spears will get monitored visitation.

Federline (pirate name John Dawkins), sporting an eye patch, attended the hearing, while Britney (Suzy the Rum-Swiller) was nowhere to be seen.

A mandatory hearing has been scheduled for October 26th. (Yes Britney, that means you have to be there)

According to Kevin Federline’s attorney, he wore the patch due to a sore eye, however, we are sure he was just jealous because Bitten and Bound gave Britney a pirate name and he wanted one too.