In the world of celebrity gossip, few events are as highly-anticipated as The Golden Globes.
Not because anyone cares about who wins, (a 2-second shot of Michael Keaton’s son was the highlight of the night, for Pete’s sake) but because the event basically exists as an excuse for stars to put on tuxes or glittery gowns and completely sh-thoused.
Golden Globe after-parties are the most debauched gatherings of A-listers that you can find in Hollywood, and this year’s fetes did not disappoint:
Sure, Selena Gomez side-eyeing Paul Rudd is pretty amusing but our favorite pic from the gallery above has gotta be 50 Cent looking downright shocked to be hanging out with Jake Gyllenhaal and Gayle King. Truly, it was a night for the unexpected…
It was also the night for the totally expected, as evidenced by the sight of drunk Jon Hamm making his way down Sunset Boulevard.
Sadly, we’ve come to anticipate this sort of inebriation from the man who brought Don Draper to life. Bummed as we are to see Mad Men go, it’s probably for the best.
If this dude morphs into his character anymore than he already has, he’s gonna start chain-smoking Lucky Strikes while obsessing over how to market pointy, old-timey bras.