Kourtney Kardashian: “LOL, Look at me and @scottdisick.” (photos above)
I Am Diddy: “I am on Entourage tonight! I’m very excited. It’s like for two seconds. But I am very proud of it! 1 of my favorite shows! I’m repping CIROC.”
Travis Barker: “Happy International Left Handers Day!”
Kim Kardashian: “I believe in the power of love.”
Rev Run: “Tryin 2 get bac wit certain ppl is like tryin 2 fix a broken mirror, its best 2 jus leave it alone so u don’t get hurt.”
Samantha Ronson: “The ringing in my ears is driving me nuts. Anyone have a good remedy? Something other than a new line of work…”
Heather McDonald: “Could Dina Lohan be more of an enabler? Did you see her on the Today Show smiling about Lindsay being able to leave Rehab early? WTF!”
Conan O’Brien: “My wife is out of town for a few days. When the cats away, the mice will watch G String Divas.”
John Mayer: “Late night one man introspective no-blinking all thinking cereal party.”
Missmissea: “Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.”
Russell Brand: “If life gives you lemons, politely thank life, then, when life’s not looking, throw the lemons into a duck pond.”
Katy Perry: “Onward ho! Going to my FAVORITE place in the whole world…TOKYO. I’m gonna puke hearts, stars, unicorns & harajuku girls. I can’t take it.”
Chris Brown: “ANYTHING anybody has ever done wrong to you, FORGIVE THEM..everyone makes mistakes. Thats why they put erasers on pencils…ya feel me. LOL.”