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While you may be thinking if Joe Francis is a smart cookie then he wouldn’t be in jail, have you checked out It is pretty impressive what someone can do behind bars. You will find anything on his site from Q & A to a photo gallery, everything you wanted to know about his legal issues and much more. After reading some of this I was a believer….Joe is either a really good writer or he is just doing what everyone else wants to do – MAKE MONEY. And let me just say this….. I am glad that Joe wasn’t around when I was younger. I am sure I would have wanted one of those t-shirts! Check out some of what Joe had to say:


I’m excited to have this opportunity to introduce myself to you personally. Over the years, I’ve gotten used to being misunderstood. From as early as the first grade, when a teacher’s aide took offense at my efforts to get her attention by putting a tack on her chair, to more recently, when a certain Southern judge took a relentless interest in putting me behind bars, it seems that I have been in a constant struggle just to be understood as a regular guy trying to get by in life.

People have said a lot of colorful things about me, not all of which are true, and certainly not all of which are flattering. One thing I do know for sure, for example, is that I’m not a criminal. It’s been my habit to either ignore personal attacks or laugh them off. But there is just too much misinformation out there about me, and I think it’s time to set the record straight.

It seems that my chief sins have been 1) having way too much fun and 2) having discovered a way to make money doing it. I don’t apologize for what I’ve achieved in my life and how I’ve achieved it, and I’m happy to share what I’ve learned from it with you. I’ve had some pretty amazing experiences over the years – some absolutely outrageous experiences — and I’m happy to share those with you too.

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