Emily Trainham

Remember back in the early days of Teen Mom 2 when so much of Jenelle Evans' drama had to do with her tumultuous relationship with Kieffer Delp?

Man, who would have thought that entire mess could ever be referred to as "the good old days"?

Before we get started, you should know that what we're about to discuss is some serious high-level nonsense.

Like, it's infuriatingly dumb.

Jenelle Evans isn't all that great at maintaining relationships.

She's actually remarkably terrible at it.

Hey, did you want to get annoyed by some Kardashian-Jenner nonsense today?

Well, you're in luck!

Can you imagine being married to Kody Brown?

Sounds like a nightmare, right?

Over the years, we've seen a number of heartbreaking stories involving Kaiser, Jenelle's second child.

Like really, just some incredibly tragic stories.

Great news, Rachel Lindsay fans!

Our girl is back on social media!

Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra have some big news to share ...

They're having another baby!!!

You know that thing that Jenelle Evans does where she lies a lot?

And then she either loses track of her lies or somehow thinks that no one can remember anything she's ever said?

Jenelle Evans has quite the history of saying and doing awful things.

For example, remember the time that she told Nathan Griffith's brother, a veteran, that she wished he would have died in combat?

How many times have we complained about Teen Mom cast members being racist?

Way too many, right?

Amber Portwood has really screwed up this time.

And sure, she's screwed up a lot over the years -- it's sort of her whole thing.

Remember how all the Teen Mom girls used to be good friends?

Yeah, looks like that's not really a thing anymore.

The past few years have been very, very eventful for Kailyn Lowry.

Like, so eventful that we get tired just thinking about it all.

Teen Mom has been around for many, many years.

Just over 11 years now, to be exact.

Lots of big things happening lately with Jenelle Evans, huh?

But we imagine she didn't think a dog murder conspiracy would be in the cards!

Well, here's a story we never thought we'd be telling.

So you know how Jenelle Evans got pregnant when she was 16 years old and in no position whatsoever to raise a child?

Hey, remember that time that Kailyn Lowry said on national television that Javi Marroquin tried to have sex with her in the parking lot of a convenience store?

Of course you do -- how could you ever forget?