Emily Trainham

Jenelle Evans is not the brightest crayon in the box, is she?

She's shown us just how dull she is many, many times.

Can you believe that it's almost been three years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG?

It's tough to believe that it's been so long since the worst hate crime of reality television history took place.

Chelsea Houska is great, right?

She's cute, she seems like a good mom, she stays out of trouble.

A lot of people really, really love Sister Wives.

The same cannot be said about one of the show's stars, Kody Brown.

Another day, another bit of really pointless and exhausting but somehow still amusing Teen Mom drama.

That's how that saying goes, right?

So there's this thing about Farrah Abraham ... how do we say this nicely?

She's pretty darn dumb.

Leah Messer is, at this point in her life, pretty much an open book.

She's always shared a lot of her life with us -- that's sort of the whole thing about being on a reality show for a decade.

Farrah Abraham is a really gross individual who does a wide variety of terrible things.

You know it, we know it, everybody knows it.

It's been quite the year for Leah Messer, huh?

We've learned an awful lot about her, and not all of it has been good.

Remember when Briana DeJesus and Jenelle Evans used to be friends?

That was back when Jenelle hadn't pushed away almost every single person who was ever nice to her.

It's been a tough few years for Meri and Kody Brown, huh?

You know, what with the divorce and the emotional affair and all.

Man, it is just not Nicole Nafziger's week, huh?

The whole year has been looking rough for her, too.

If you've ever been pregnant, then you know how exhausting it can be.

And if you've ever been a Teen Mom fan, then you know how exhausting it can be watching someone else's pregnancy.

Don't look now, but we've got another goofy, nonsensical, hilarious-but-also-kind-of-terrifying rant from Farrah Abraham to go over today!

(Just kidding, you can look -- it's just that you probably won't be able to look away.)

It's starting to look like we're entering into a Teen Mom baby boom, huh?

And as scary as that could be, bear with us, all right?

Have you heard the good news?!

Chelsea Houska is pregnant!!!

Can you believe it's only been a year since Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2?

So many things have happened since then -- arrests, restraining orders, assaults.