Emily Trainham

Well, here's a story we never thought we'd be telling.

So you know how Jenelle Evans got pregnant when she was 16 years old and in no position whatsoever to raise a child?

Hey, remember that time that Kailyn Lowry said on national television that Javi Marroquin tried to have sex with her in the parking lot of a convenience store?

Of course you do -- how could you ever forget?

WARNING: This post contains quotes on politics from Farrah Abraham which may result in your brain melting and pouring out of your ears just so that it doesn't have to digest any of the nonsense.

Continue at your own risk.

We don't really know all the ins and outs of Jenelle Evans' financial situation.

But like ... we know it can't be great.

Jenelle Evans is an absolute mess.

You know it, we know it, everybody knows it.

So you know how Briana DeJesus doesn't always say the right thing or make the best choices?

If you're even aware that Briana exists, then you surely know those things.

Leah Messer has three daughters, and one of them has a bit of a bad reputation.

And if you've been watching Teen Mom 2 for the past few years, then you probably know who we're talking about.

If you've been keeping up with Teen Mom news, then you surely know that Briana DeJesus is currently not getting along with Devoin Austin.

Like, at all.

Can you believe that Teen Mom 2 has been on the air for ten whole years?

Well, almost -- the show premiered in January of 2010, so next month is the big anniversary.

Have you been keeping up with the great big feud between Briana DeJesus and the first baby daddy, Devoin Austin?

If not, we don't blame you -- it's been a lot to keep up with, and it's been super, super messy.

So you know that thing that Farrah Abraham does where she makes just a really dumb decision and then everybody gets mad at her about it?

Of course you do -- it's pretty much her entire brand.

You know how sometimes you read stories about something a celebrity has said or done and you think "Wow, that's pretty goofy"? 

And you know how sometimes you then read a story about something Jenelle Evans in particular has said or done and you think "Well this is just on a totally different level"?

Kailyn Lowry has four children and three baby daddies.

That sentence was exhausting just to write, can you imagine what it must be like for that to actually be your life?

Tough news for the kids in the Lowry household.

Christmas is officially cancelled!

OK, picture this: your mother has to get surgery during a pandemic.

Scary, right? 

Right now, Kailyn Lowry is the Teen Mom cast member with the most children.

Which is pretty interesting, considering she's also one of the Teen Moms with the worst track record when it comes to relationships.