Emily Trainham

At any given moment, a member of the Teen Mom cast is either pregnant or rumored to be pregnant.

This is a proven scientific fact.

Remember when everyone who watched Teen Mom loved and adored Catelynn Lowell so much?

Goodness, how things have changed ...

Britney Spears has had it.

Officially.

If you've been a Teen Mom fan for a while, then you know there have been an awful lot of relationships to keep up with.

Most of the moms have had children with multiple men, and there have of course been several relationships that didn't result in children.

Look, Khloe has never been great at picking men.

It's actually pretty remarkable how bad she is at it.

Look, Farrah Abraham has some issues.

And sure, we all have some issues, but we can all agree that Farrah has more than her fair share, right?

Kailyn Lowry, like literally everyone else on the planet, is not a perfect person.

She's said and done tons of things worthy of criticism.

So like ... there's some pretty weird stuff going on with Farrah Abraham, right?

No one would deny that, surely.

Jenelle Evans has a lot of little quirks that Teen Mom fans have noticed over the years.

One of them is her bizarre insistence that she has a variety of very, very serious health problems.

When it comes to Teen Mom couples, Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are definitely unique.

After all, they're the only couple that has stayed together from the very beginning.

People love Sister Wives, right?

You probably love them yourself if you're reading this right now.

Hey, do you have a little time to shed some tears over Teen Mom stuff?

If so, then wow, you're in luck!

David Eason is not a great person.

We know this because of several things we've witnessed him say and do over the past few years.

Look, Jenelle Evans is ignorant about a lot of things.

You know it, we know it, everybody knows it.

Farrah Abraham says a lot of things.

And there's really no reason at all for like 95 percent of the word salads she cooks up.

If you keep up with the comings and goings of Jenelle Evans, then you probably know that she and her mom, good ol' Barbara, are not on good terms right now.

Like, at all.

Just over two weeks ago, Josh Duggar was arrested and charged with two counts of child pornography.

And despite his extremely troubling history, it seems like his family was truly shocked by the details of what crimes he's been accused of committing.

Just a few days ago, Josh Duggar was arrested in Arkansas for receiving and possessing child pornography.

It was horrific news, but unfortunately it wasn't exactly shocking.