Kenny Powers Takes Over K-Swiss, Turns $h!t On Its F*%king Head
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou may not have read about it in the papers, but Kenny Powers – superstar athlete, product endorser and man’s …
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Ed Sullivan Theater Trashed By Drunk Moron
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJimmy Whittemore, a 22-year-old aspiring actor, broke in and trashed the NYC theater where David Letterman’s Late Show tapes and …
Tiger Woods Announcement: Pointless, Overhyped
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTiger Woods and his agent promised a HUGE announcement earlier today. Sadly, the announcement of Tiger’s announcement was the most …
Mike Todd, Coheed And Cambria Bassist, Arrested Right Before Concert
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMichael Todd, the bass player for Coheed And Cambria, was recently arrested, which in itself is not that hard to …
Today, Octomom Turns 35
Reading Time: < 1 minuteOctomom Nadya Suleman turns another year older today. She’s now 35, or 21 more than the number of kids she …
Pacman Jones Arrested, Sports Fans Astonished
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCincinnati Bengals cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones was arrested early Sunday. We’d blame the NFL lockout for taking away the structure …
Michael “Würzel” Burston, Motorhead Guitarist, Passes Away
Reading Time: < 1 minuteGuitarist Michael “Würzel” Burston, a prominent member of British rock-metal band Motörhead, died Saturday from heart disease at the age …
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Patty Baena to Reunite?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWill Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mildred Patricia Baena, whose love child marked the end of his marriage to Maria Shriver, reunite …
Evel Dick Donato Confirms, Addresses Big Brother Exit
Reading Time: 3 minutesAs we noted in our Big Brother recap earlier, the veterans are already dominating the newbies, with the cagiest veteran …
Dexter Morgan Plots Demise of Casey Anthony
Reading Time: < 1 minute“I search for the ones who think they beat the system. They’re not hard to find.” Many are outraged over …