Jimmy Whittemore, a 22-year-old aspiring actor, broke in and trashed the NYC theater where David Letterman's Late Show tapes and caused $5,000 in damages.
The idiot was busted early Sunday morning after police say he kicked in the theater's doors, trashed the box office, lobby and a bunch of personal property.
Fortunately, Dave's coffee mugs and Paul's keyboards are 100 percent fine.
Letterman's stage is padlocked so the dumbass couldn't get in. Cops say he has no direct connection to the star or studio and blamed it all on alcohol.
Whittemore was hospitalized briefly after his arrest for a cut on his head and was charged with burglary and third degree criminal mischief.
Jerk is being held on $6,000 bail.