Rumors are flying that Zac Efron has relapsed after being involved in a fight in Skid Row. Seriously, Skid Row.
The story goes that last night that Zac and his bodyguard were at Skid Row…again why?…and got into a fight with a random homeless-type person. Look people, like my grandpa says, nothing good happens in Skid Row after 2:00 am. So we want some answers on why Zac was there to begin with. I am SURE he was just researching a role or something, ahem.
Anyhow, police that camp out at Skid Row intervened and broke the fight up. Efron claims he and bodyguard were stranded there after their car ran out of gas.
Rightttttttt.
Also, he told police that the fight started when he threw a glass bottle out of the window and it shattered, which started the fight.
First off, why would you throw a glass bottle out of the window. Secondly who drinks out of glass bottles? This isn’t 1950 when Coke comes in a cute little glass bottle. SO right there suspicion is raised. Also, WHO THROWS GLASS BOTTLES OUT OF A WINDOW AT HOMELESS PEOPLE? If that’s the case, Zac should be convicted of douche-bagginess.
None of it adds, up, quite frankly: driving through Skid Row, “running out of gas”, fighting with homeless people…
No one got arrested, so there’s that.
Get it together Zac, kay?