Oooh, Victoria “Posh” Bekham is throwin’down. Rumors swirled that some disgusting, hot pants wearin’, peroxide lady is all up in David Beckham’s grill. Well, ’tis the season for cat fights.

Posh confronted peroxide blonde Ana Obregon, 50, in the corridor of a swanky Madrid sports club after months of false rumours linking her to the England captain.

Gym-goers heard her tell the Spanish TV star: “Why would he be interested in an old lady like you? Leave my husband alone.” She also told Ana, who was wearing hot pants, to “go get some clothes on and act your age”.

A source said Victoria, 31, has ignored the “ludicrous” whispers about Ana and David for months – but could not resist standing her ground.

See Samantha Morton? You’re not the only one who’s too ugly to sleep with celebrities.

BECKHAM EXCLUSIVE: POSH OFF! [The Mirror]

• When he opens his own restaurant, Graydon Carter won’t have to eat liver-filled condoms anymore. [Page Six]

• Jessica Simpson must really miss being the crappiest housewife anyone’s ever seen. [The Insider]

• Well, Heath Ledger and Matt Damon may not agree, but Harvey Weinstein declares Samanth Morton totally un-fuckable. [The Scoop]

• A party at Hiro, and we weren’t invited? Psh. Serves Glamour right that Gwenyth Paltrow pulled a La Lohan on their asses. [Page Six]

• Blender follows in GQ’s footsteps, naming Kelly Clarkson “Woman of the Year”. In hopes that two weeks from now, photos of her sunbathing topless will be all over the internet. [Just Jared]