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We don’t care what any wire service says – until Fox News declares the Pope dead, we know he’s alive and feeding through his nose and irritable from that urinary tract infection. But as for the Prince Rainier of Monaco, well, he’s still alive too.
Time magazine (SoPa edition), however, thinks otherwise. They printed a death notice, even though the 81-year-old prince “was still in a serious but stable condition in hospital last night, but not dead as the latest South Pacific edition of Time reported.”
So this week they called him dead, next week they’re issuing an apology-slash-retraction, and the week after (we’re guessing) they’re once again going to have to announce his death. Royalty dying has never been so anti-climatic.
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