Ugly Wedding Dresses And The City 36606

After seeing Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in her latest—and, arguably, most extravagant—fashion abortion, Us Weekly asks its readers “Would you get married in Carrie’s dress?” (Not surprisingly, 84% of respondents indicated that they would not.)

Meanwhile, we can’t find too much fault with the giant multi-layered catastrophe.

Sure, it’s fugly, but we’d much rather see the betrothed Carrie Bradshaw donning a flowy conflation of eggshell-colored tissue paper, a silky conical-shaped brassiere and scrunched-up living room curtains than watch her step foot in an church wearing an tasteful (but elegantly understated) white Vera Wang.

Besides, we’re actually far more concerned about the fact that Carrie has what appears to be a dead peacock stapled to the side of her head.

**For more pics (including a closeup of Carrie’s mysterious feathery “friend”) click here.**