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Finds Way To Extend Brand Beyond Incessant Bravo Repeats

“Aspiring designers will soon be able to cut their creations from “Project Runway”-branded patterns and stitch them together using fabrics and sewing machines also carrying the hit TV show’s name,” reports the New York Post.

Which means all you Project Runway devotees will have (almost) the same opportunities available to you as the contestants on the show!

Oh, except instead of having to face Tim Gunn and his gay thesaurus, stare down Nina Garcia, best known for pursing her lips, lemon-style, and barking, “THESE SEAMS ARE UNEVEN!”* or achieve brief D-List status before fading into complete and utter obscurity, you’ll be surrounded by a supportive group of encouraging family and friends.

Who will all beg you to try out for Project Runway.

*And reminding us she works for Elle

Aug 21, 2007 · Link · Repond

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