• Leo DiCaprio’s mama always said, “stupid is as stupid does.” Wait, what?
• As it turns out, having your boyfriend’s name permanently tattooed across your chest may not have been the smartest idea you ever had.
• Yoko Ono to discuss her life tonight at the 92nd Street Y. Highlights expected to include “the part where she awkwardly glosses over ruining the Beatles,” and that crazy shitshow lawsuit against her limo driver.
• Looks like not as many baby boys are getting circumcised these days, prompting social anthropologist to preemptively nickname the latest crop of up-and-comers, “Generation Shar-Pei.”
• Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen make a bundle selling pics of their super-boring 21st birthday.
• Kristy Swanson arrested for assaulting her partner’s ex-wife.
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