The Post is in quite a sympathetic mood with Tatum O’Neal this morning. First at bat is Andrea Peyser, who would normally take so much glee in kicking somebody while she’s down. But not this Oscar-winning actress.
Somehow O’Neal’s camp arranged for a softball piece with Peyser, which explains why she was at the top of the list of phone calls to make after getting sprung from the clink. Why Peyser? “She called me to explain herself,” writes the columnist. “Also, because she liked my columns slamming another discarded wife, Dina Matos McGreevey.” O’Neal retells her crack/coke arrest tale, but also!, how she wants to help the guy who sold her the goods.
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Sure, TMZ’s had their fare share of outrageous Lindsay Lohan inspired headlines/stories this (with “The Ghost of Lindsay’s Future” being our personal favorite) but it’s this line from spunky Post columnist Andrea Peyser’s latest manifesto that takes the cake.
LINDSAY. Of all the bimbos in all the world, you had the fresh looks, the raw talent and a real future.
And you threw it away as easily and promiscuously as you toss off your panties while on a bender.
Zing!
Nice try, TMZ. That whole Sylvia Miles thing was cute (and actually kinda scary) but unfortunately it’s no match for a seamlessly interwoven analogy regarding Lindsay’s vagina.
Game, set and match: Peyser.
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• Post columnist Andrea Peyser would never take back a significant other if he threw lye in her face, just FYI.
• Has Kent Brownridge finally nabbed Dennis Publishing? And, if so, does this entitle him to an all-expenses paid trip to Maxim’s new Dominican Republic brothel hotel?
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• This woman’s morning sickness was so bad she decided to have an abortion. And to think, some people still want to reverse Roe v. Wade!