Oh, how un-shocked are we that Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine is trying to hit up Nick Lachey’s sloppy seconds — again. Well, we know he has a thing for blonds, so maybe Lindsay Lohan will give him a piece the next time she dyes her hair back.
Still, with any Page Six man-whore mention, we can’t help but automatically think: Steve-O. So, what’s going on? Could this be an all-out battle for the biggest dude slut in young Hollywood?
Hey, now that Colin Farrell is a) old and b) known to make sex tapes, even Paris Hilton won’t go near him. So that leaves Adam and Steve-O, the drug dealing Jack-Ass, whose latest fling is Nicole Richie, to battle it out for the single gals sipping martinis at the Marmont.
We will definitely be following up with a full gossip round-up later today, in what is to be our first installment in Steve-O vs. A-Lev slut-a-thon. Send us your insider tips, if you got ‘em. We just know in our hearts this is sure to be an American Idol worthy competition.
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