David Copperfield Accused Of Maybe-Raping A Seattle Resident 38094

Hours after FBI agents ransacked David Copperfield’s apartment for undisclosed reasons comes word that the sort-of creepy magician has been accused of raping a Seattle woman. According to TMZ, details of the case are still murky, although the woman is claiming alleged sexual took place in the Bahamas.

Although neither the FBI or Copperfield has confirmed reports as of yet, former supermodel (and David’s ex) Claudia Schiffer was overheard to breathe a huge sigh of relief and exclaim, “Phew! I really dodged a bullet with that one.”