There was some big-time drama for both Audrina Partridge and Lauren Conrad on last night’s all-new episode of The Hills. Let’s get right down to it.
First, there was the introduction of Stephanie Pratt (yes, she’s the “She-Pratt”), a girl who you can immediately tell is related to the great Spencer Pratt.
Not only does the sister of the show’s villain talk like he does, they sort of look the same! Stephanie might even be a little cute if she weren’t a Pratt.
Anyway. Stephanie Pratt confronted Lauren Conrad at the hot L.A. club Opera while LC was out with her pals. The she-Pratt and LC started she-bickering and Conrad pal Brody Jenner found himself in the middle of it as well.
“When you hate my brother, it makes me hate you,” a drunk Stephanie Pratt hissed at Lauren Conrad, before redirecting her wrath at Brody Jenner, who told her to back the hell off. Damn straight, bitch. Take your catfight elsewhere!
Later, upon hearing his sister’s recollection of the night’s events, the male Pratt and his faux fiancee, Heidi Montag, weighed in on the situation at home.
“I could never be friends with someone who’s [friends with Lauren]” said smarmy Spencer Pratt, reiterating his intense dislike for his ex-BFF Brody Jenner.
Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner were all under the gun last night, facing off with foes old and new – Justin-Bobby Brescia and Stephanie Pratt.
Meanwhile, during the same crazy night at the Opera, Audrina was thrown for a major loop when Justin Brescia – a.k.a. Justin Bobby – was busted making out with some redhead … then laughing about it as Audrina confronted him.
Seriously folks. We love to rip on Spencer Pratt at The Hollywood Gossip, but even he has nowhere near the ass bag qualities of Justin-Bobby Brescia.
Fortunately, Audrina Patridge ended up giving Justin Brescia the heave-ho, but it was not easy. The weasel tried his best to hang on, and darn near talked himself into yet another chance. Good to see Audrina hold strong at the end.
As Audrina reflected upon how her life had been effectively ruined by this waste of space for months now, she decided that despite her attraction to him, she had to send Justin-Bobby heading for The Hills (so to speak) forever.
“It’s hopeless,” she said. “We should just be friends.”
Way to go, girl. Way to go.