Chris Brown returned home from falling off the stage in Las Vegas Wednesday night to find this random naked chick lounging in his bed.
Which might sound sort of cool for a split second, in theory, but is actually kind of creepy if you think about someone actually doing this:
Upon walking in and seeing this sight, and apparently photographing it, Chris called the cops and the woman was hauled out of his house.
According to TMZ, Brown and his security team returned to his residence in Agoura Hills, Calif., to find a woman’s clothes in the foyer.
“I LOVE YOU” was spray painted on the kitchen counter.
His team led the way upstairs and found the woman, unknown and unclothed, in the 26-year-old R&B star’s bed, waiting for his arrival.
Chris called the cops, who handcuffed the intruder and took her to the station, where she was booked for felony burglary and vandalism.
Police believe the 21-year-old had been squatting for some time, as they also found dishes in the sink and discarded food in the house.
Chris had been in Sin City for the past couple of days.
As such, it’s not entirely clear when she made herself at home … or how the heck she got in. Or whether she is off her medication.
Officials also say that Breezy’s Rolls-Royce and his Range Rover were tagged, with “MRS. BROWN” spray painted on both vehicles.
That’s just not cool. Which isn’t to say that breaking and naked entering is cool, but f–king up the man’s cars is really, really not cool.
Not to mention not smart. On the list of celebrities we would be afraid to pull this sort of thing on, Chris would be high, high on the list.
We wouldn’t do it to anyone, ever, of course … but Royalty‘s daddy is not a man known for calm, rational responses when flustered.
Nor is he a man who won’t hit a woman in the face.
