You might have thought (and hoped) that you’d heard the last of the three-boobed woman Jasmine Tridevil, but here’s one (hopefully) final update just so you know how she and her triple ta-tas are living these days.
Tridevil (real name Alicia Hessler) was pulled over in Tampa last night and her BAC was through the roof, even by Florida standards.
Ms. Tridevil blew a .18 on a breathalyzer, which is more than twice the legal limit. Needless to say, the fact that she didn’t really fool anyone with her third boob hoax is now the least of her worries.
Tridevil/Hessler claimed that she had gotten a middle-boob implanted to make herself less attractive to men, because apparently she didn’t have access to large quantities of bacon, poor hygiene, or shrill nagging about the toilet seat.
It turned out, naturally, that she was really angling for a reality show, and she somehow thought no one would be suspicious of her obviously prosthetic third boob.
Shockingly, a 20-year-old Florida-based massage therapist and "professional Internet prankster" was not able to fool the entire world, and her ruse was revealed pretty much the same day that she went public.
Also not that surprising? This latest arrest is not the first time Hessler has been in trouble with the law.
She was arrested in March of 2013 for "fraudulent use of personal information" and she was involved in a strange case last year in which she attempted to take the law into her own hands after allegedly being beaten by a male friend.
That incident is also believed to have been part of a hoax perpetrated by Hessler in hopes of achieving viral fame.
So yeah, her third boob thing may not have earned her the esteem she had hoped for, but she’ll always have a spot in our "Florida woman" hall of fame:
