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Monkey pox on the rise, heatwaves all over the world, Nancy Pelosi in Taiwan, for some reason …

There’s been a lot of scary, confusing news coming out in recent weeks.

So we thought this would be a good time to buck the trend by presenting you with some wonderful, glorious news that’s certain to brighten your Tuesday.

And not surprisingly, it involves Megan Fox and Kourtney Kardashian rubbing their lady bits on each other.

Megan and Kourtney Topless Pics
Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox stripped down to promote Kim’s fashion brand. And for that, we thank them.

Last year, Megan and Kourtney teamed up for a photoshoot that damn near broke the internet.

In fact, we should all be grateful to Megan that she held onto the behind the scenes outtakes until now.

Otherwise, the entire global communication network might have broken down, plunging us into an era of chaos and international strife!

Okay, we might be exaggerating a bit — but seriously, shout-out to Megan for sharing this previously-unseen content on her Instagram this week.

“BTS of my skims shoot with Kourtney. Should we start an OnlyFans?” Fox captioned the post.

You probably won’t be shocked to learn that fans were very enthusiastic about that idea.

“Y’all should just date each other,” one commenter helpfully suggested.

“Don’t threaten us with a good time,” another chimed in.

Yes, Megan posted about the possibility of launching an OnlyFans and posted a pic in which a pant-less Kourtney is straddling on a toilet.

So it’s safe to assume that she’ll be on a lot of people’s minds for the next several years of so.

The original pics were taken as part of an ad campaign for Kim’s Skims clothing line.

“I love that Skims really understands what women want to wear and that they want to feel sexy, confident and empowered,” Megan wrote on IG at the time.

“I loved being in this campaign with Kourtney, we had so much fun shooting together.”

We assume the outtakes were just for the fun of it, because there is not a lot of clothing in those pics.

Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox
Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox made waves at the MTV VMAs.

Of course, Megan and Kourtney are much more than just co-workers who enjoy groping one another.

In fact, they’re practically family these days!

Kourtney is married to Travis Barker, who’s best friends with Megan’s fiance, Machine Gun Kelly.

Kim kinda got in on the act by dating Pete Davidson, who looks like he should be in a West Coast pop punk band with Travis and MGK, but is actually a New York-based comedian.

Of course, Pete is also besties with Kelly, because if there’s one thing the Kardashians love, it’s borderline incestuous romantic arrangements.

But hey, the important thing here is that Kourtney and Megan are sexy sorta-sisters-in-law in what’s sure to be remembered as one of the hottest Instagram posts of the year.

We guess that means these two will be taking home the title two years in a row!

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly on Red Carpet

Too bad neither of them is planning to run for office.

We feel like a Fox-Kardashian ticket is one of the few things that could bring this divided nation together.