We've spent a lot of time talking about Kylie Jenner's Instagram page in recent months.
There were times when we needed a distraction from the awfulness of 2020, and there were times when we just needed to break up the monotony after not leaving our homes for three weeks straight.
Whatever the occasion, Kylie -- and her famous curves -- were there for us.
The great thing is when we go to Kylie's Instagram page, we always know what to expect, and yet at the same time, it's always full of surprises.
For example, when we saw the most recent photo of Kylie in yoga pants, we weren't caught off guard in the slightest.
But when commenters began pointing out that Kylie is thicker than ever, we realized she had delivered something new and exciting while continuing to deliver the stuff that made her famous.
It was like the feeling you get when you see your favorite band in concert and they play your favorite song in a way you've never heard before.
Except instead of music, this was all about butts.
Anyway, today a bored, quarantined nation has turned its attention to Kylie's other most famous assets -- her boobs.
Let us pause for a moment to acknowledge the brilliance of Kylie's Instagram strategy.
Her page has been mostly butt-based for the last week or so, but then -- BAM! -- out of nowhere, it's all boobs.
She's like a football coach who's been having success with her run game all day, but knows the exact right time to take to the air and catch the opposing defense by surprise.
If you're wondering how many analogies we can come up with to describe Kylie's social media thirst traps, we guess you'll have to stick around and find out -- we're curious ourselves!
Anyway, the back-to-front shift sparked a kind of scrutiny that every member of the Kar-Jenner clan is subjected to from time to time.
Namely, fans are dying to know whether or not Kylie's boobs are real.
Why now, when when her boobs don't appear to have changed size or shape in several years?
Well, we guess we would point you to our earlier remarks about America being bored and Kylie being bored, and both groups dealing with it by spending even more time than usual on Kylie's Instagram page.
The conversation brings to mind the debate from a few years ago involving Kylie's lips.
Of course, in that case, the answer was pretty obvious:
Overnight, Kylie went from being relatively thin-lipped to sporting a pout that could give Mick Jagger a run for his money.
Kylie eventually admitted to using "temporary fillers" but she swore, at the time, that she had never gone under the knife for any sort of cosmetic procedure.
Has that changed in the years since?
Has Kylie followed in Khloe's footsteps by basically devoting the entirety of her time on Earth to planning and then recovering from various nips and tucks?
The fact is, we may never know for sure.
If Kylie has had work done, it's top quality work, and there's nothing obvious about it.
In fact, we're happy that she's decided to maintain the mystery on this one -- after all, quarantine might last for several more months, and nothing keeps us entertained quite like a lively debate.