Justin Bieber to Hailey Baldwin: Let's Make Bieber Babies SO Soon!

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Even a year ago, Hailey Baldwin sounded positively eager to pop out a bunch of Bieber babies.

Now, the Biebs has made it extremely clear that he feels the same way -- and he's even setting a goal on when he'll knock her up.

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Kiss

The beautiful Hailey Baldwin was born on November 22, 1996.

Since Friday was her birthday, it was a very appropriate time for her husband, Justin Bieber, to give her a shout-out.

"Happy birthday babes!" his Friday post begins. "You make me want to be better [every day]!"

"The way you live [your] life is so attractive," he raves. 

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This is when that appropriately timed shoutout becomes a little less appropriate in terms of content.

In a post script, Justin Bieber wrote: "ps you turn me on in every way."

Following a row of relatable heart eyes emojis, he then makes an announcement.

"Next season BABIES," Justin's post concludes.

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Don't confuse his words. At first, he simply called Hailey babes affectionately.

In that last line, he's talking about babies. Human babies. Procreation.

He's talking about filling Hailey with Bieber baby batter as many times as it takes until she has a bun in the oven.

That's a combination of excessive horniness and some genuinely sweet marital love.

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Some may suggest that Justin and Hailey hold off on reproduction for a little while.

She only just turned 23. Twenty-three!

Have some successful, loving parents become parents at 23 or 24? Absolutely.

But that's frankly too young to become a good parent if you want the best for your child and for yourself.

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Good parenting requires wisdom, life experience, and patience. All of those tend to increase, up to a point, with age and maturity.

To be clear, we're not saying that Hailey is unfit. She's just young.

And a possibly bigger issue is just that Hailey deserves to enjoy her youth.

Spoiler alert: enjoying your youth and being a good parent are mutually exclusive activities. There's no getting around that.

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Does the idea of Justin Bieber being entrusted with a tiny human send shivers down our spine? Yes.

We commend him on very recently getting his own life in order. Great job!

In general, we'd like to see a few more years of good behavior from a person before they become a parent.

If he's worried that his sperm will degrade in quality as he ages (that's how sperm work), he is welcome to freeze a sample.

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(Honestly, that should be standard starting at age 18 for anyone with a penis, and the government should fund it, but we live in an imperfect world)

But, after Hailey has enjoyed being a young hot rich model (as much as one can while married) and while the Biebs gets more practice being a human ...

... Can you imagine how beautiful their babies would be?

Hailey is a first-rate hottie. And the Biebs would never have been the success that he is now if audiences hadn't wanted to bone his brains out.

One day, years from now, we'll be so excited to see that Bieber baby bump and meet the first Bieber baby!

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