Recently, 90 Day Fiance villain Colt Johnson proudly let it be known that he's dating again, sharing an eye-raising photo.
At first, fans had a guess that his new date was a very familiar face.
It turns out that the story behind his new girl is even funnier than anyone had guessed. Take a look:
Before we get into this girl's identity, we have to talk about how Coltee broke the news.
He shared this photo of himself driving alongside this mystery woman.
(Note that this appears to be a new car -- so maybe she was treated to air conditioning on their outing)
Colt shared the photo to his Instagram Stories, captioning it "crush."
But what really caught people's attention was who took the photo.
That had to be Debbie, right?
Which means that she sat in the middle of the back seat just to snap a photo of her adult son in traffic.
Presumably, that means that this woman had Debbie's stamp of approval.
Or maybe she insisted that Coltee run all of his future women of interest past her before he invites them into her house.
Regardless, some fans wondered if she was the glasses-wearing waitress seen on 90 Day Fiance.
You kjnow, one of the many women who were not his wife at whom Colt threw compliments?
Apparently, it's not the waitress -- and if this tipster's claims are true, it's much funnier than all of that.
See, someone on social media has now claimed to know the identity of Colt's new lady.
Soap Dirt captured this screenshot of what the alleged source has to say.
"It's my sister-in-law's au pair's friend from Chicago," the source reveals.
And this person included a photo as evidence.
It sounds like the joke is on Coltee.
"She knows his deal," the informant reveals.
The post claims "she's doing it for the gag."
"And," the source divulges. "Debbie 100% came on their date."
That sets us up for a dirty joke that's a drag on Colt, but you know what? We're going to power on through without making it.
"My sister-in-law and I have been dying over it," the source adds.
"And," the tipster announces. "This girl is also Brazilian!"
The informant concludes: "Colt clearly has a type."
This has us wondering what the general demographic of Colt's small army of Instagram side pieces back in December were.
There's still a lot that we don't know about his cheating scandal, but we learn more about Colt all of the time.
Now, we of course cannot confirm the claims made on social media, even if they came with an accompanying photograph.
What we can do is speculate that Colt's date was just that -- a date. One that she maybe did on a lark. Not relationship material.
Poor Debbie will be relieved that she won't have to cut the umbilical cord.
But Colt will probably find another girlfriend eventually if he keeps putting himself out there.
In the mean time, he has his notoriously expensive porn habit.