Vinny Guadagnino rose to fame because he had a penchant for fist-pumping.
But the Jersey Shore star confesses in a new interview that he's also done a lot of thrust-pumping over the years.
The veteran MTV personality made an appearance this week on WFAN’s Boomer and Gio radio show, telling hosts Boomer Esiason and Gregg Giannotti that his reality show fame really helped him land women.
As in, it helped him look attractive to women.
As in, Vinny went to bed with a f-ck ton of women.
How many does Guadagnino think he's been with in the biblical sense since Jersey Shore premiered in 2009? More than 100, the hosts asked? Yes, he said.
More than 500, they followed up by asking? "Probably," he replied, elaborating a bit as follows:
“I don’t know, I really have no idea. I feel disgusting right now. It’s been 10 years, I’ve had a good time.”
Hey, man, assuming all these interactions were consensual, more power to you.
Keep doing you, along with many sexual partners, Vinny. No reason to feel any shame here.
Besides, it's not as if your number is in the triple digits, right? Oh... wait. It might be?
The hosts proceeded to ask Vinny if he had smushed over 1,000 members of the opposite gender, to which he replied: “I don’t know … it could be.”
Considering the time table being discussed here was just over the last decade, this figure really is rather astonishing.
If Vinny Guadagnino has slept with 1,000 women over the past 10 years, that would equate to an average of 100 women per year, which works out to about 9 women per month, which would mathmatically mean over one two per week.
Which is just... wow, man. WOW.
“You’ve got to understand, I’ve done these club appearances when I was on the show,” Vinny explained, getting defensive and adding:
“So like three nights a week you’re in a different city, traveling around the country, things happen. But I’ve slowed down a lot. Like now, I’m going back to my room, I wanna watch Netflix, I wanna just chill.
"I don’t wanna be in bed with somebody if I don’t wanna wake up to them the next day and talk to them."
Sounds like Vinny has come a long way since coming very often alongside... nevermind.
Vinny stars these days on Double Shot at Love, residing with Pauly DelVecchio and 20 women, as the friends and co-stars narrow down their suitors and try to settle on a mate.
Guadagnino isn't alone in having matured a great deal since the early days of Jersey Shore.
The Situation is married. Snooki has two kids. JWOWW has two kids. Heck, even Ronnie has a child.
And that may be the most impressive thing overall about Guadagnino's admission here?
Dude has slept with 1,000 women in 10 years and has never fathered a boy or girl? Way to have sex responsiblity, Vin Dawg!