The Bahamas trip was on full swing on Tuesday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and that could only mean one thing:
While the ladies were intent on bickering with each other, Denise Richards was more excited about the prospect of showing off her beach body.
"I don't even know what these b****es are fighting about," Denise giggled, while Dorit Kemsley laughed as she told her: "I really hope you still want to see us after this trip."
Erika tried to lighten up the mood by saying that the place they were vacationing looked like the setting of a 007 movie.
"I want my Bond Girl in the water right now," Erika told Denise. "It looks like the f***ing movie right here, I swear to God."
But Denise had a bombshell to drop on the women: Her Bond girl did not actually come out of the water.
"I kind of wish I did because that would have been a very sexy shot," she revealed.
Things took a turn when Denise showed up for drinks on Dorit's balcony looking less than formal, while the other women were dressed to the nines.
"Walking into someone's hotel room for drinks – I was just not expecting everyone to be so f***ing fancy," Denise revealed in a confessional.
"I sweat bullets trying to figure out what I'm gonna wear with these ladies, I swear," Denise added.
Erika felt like all the woman should invest in a glam squad.
"Every woman in this f***ing group can afford a glam squad. You're just too cheap not to do it," she mused.
Denise went on to chat to Lisa Vanderpump about her daughter Eloise's learning difficulties.
"It's hard for her to have play dates because she can't really talk. She can only say a few words," she said.
"She was diagnosed with a chromosome disorder, and that is what caused her delays. That's all I know with her."
"She's really been a blessing, and I feel as if I had her. I'm so lucky that she's my daughter."
Lisa then went on to argue with Erika for "sending 'a couple of lines in a condolence card."
"I wish that you'd called me. It was a little distant," she complained.
"That's a very personal note to me," Erika fired back. "I'm very sorry that you feel that way, but that comes from my heart."
"I'm sorry that you didn't think that was enough for you," Erika continued.
Lisa then said they should leave it in the past and move on, but Erika was pissed.
"Well don't bring it up again and we can move on," she snapped.
"But I will defend myself down to the f***ing bone. Don't make me out to be the bad guy. I would have loved to have connected with you privately, but here we are."
Erika took to a confessional to stick the knife in further.
"I've never known of anyone to react this way. 'Your condolence note wasn't good enough.' Are you f***ing kidding me?"
Lisa Rinna chimed in to say that she would have been mad with LVP.
"To criticize someone for sending a sympathy card – it's one of the weirdest things I've heard."
She went on to say that nobody knew how to process death.
"Grief is a process that nobody teaches you how to go through."
"The first time you see somebody after you've been through something very sad, it's often emotional," LVP revealed.
"I kind of wanted to get those big moments out of the way because I knew I would fall apart."
The drama kicked into high gear when Rinna said that she thought Vanderpump set Dorit up with the whole dog situation.
"I tried to protect Dorit," Vanderpump fired back. "If Dorit had handled it properly there wouldn't be this scenario."
Dorit was in tears be the end of the episode, and Lisa admitted she wished she had ditched the trip.
"I give up," Lisa complained to the camera. "What am I doing here? I'd rather have stayed home and had a root canal."
RHOBH continues Tuesdays on Bravo.