Khloe Kardashian Is Giving Her Sisters Dating Advice and We Can't Handle It

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After months of struggling to make up her mind, it looks as though Khloe Kardashian may have finally dumped Tristan Thompson.

Or at the very least, she's gearing up to the task of kicking his cheating ass to the curb.

Khloe Kardashian Gets Silly

We guess it's better late than never, but the fact that Khloe took over six months to cut Tristan loose despite the fact that he cheated on her while she was pregnant with his child seems to indicate that she's not thinking too clearly these days.

And that means she probably shouldn't be offering romantic advice to other people.

But the ladies of the Kardashian clan aren't huge on self-reflection, and thus, Khloe is dispensing wisdom regarding matters of the heart to her younger sisters.

Cuddle for Khloe

As you may have heard, Kendall Jenner is dating Anwar Hadid these days, and it looks like she's falling hard for the model/professional famous guy.

That can be a scary feeling, of course, so perhaps it should come as no surprise that Kendall turned to her big sis for advice.

In response, Khloe doled out some pro tips that were obviously intended not only for Kendall, but for all of the ladies of the Kard clan:

Khloe Text

“Never ever play games with people,” said Guru Khloe in a group text.

“Even if you feel like you’re so vulnerable and stupid for telling someone how much you love them and how dope they are… Who the f*ck cares…”

“Ego doesn’t matter and our souls,” Khloe added.

Listening to Kim

“I love you guys so much! You guys are my heartbeat.” 

Clearly, there's a lot to unpack here.

We'll begin by commending Khloe for dispensing what sounds like herbal bag tag wisdom while often making zero sense at all.

We're sure her heart was in the right place, but "Egos don't matter and our souls" is literally not even a sentence.

Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian, Face-Licking Photo

Beyond that, Khloe has some pretty good points.

Life is too short to hide your feelings and hold back from expressing your heart's desire.

That said, it's also too short to waste time with sketchy baby daddies who can't keep it in their pants even when their girl is at home preparing to give life to their child.

Just sayin'.

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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

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