Prince Harry was born on September 15, 1984. As of Saturday, he is 34 years old.
And who better to wish him a happy birthday than Meghan Markle's vile sister?
In her bizarre and spiteful tweet, Samantha Markle compares Prince Harry to ... a hamster.
In a tweet on her locked Twitter account, which is only viewable by her approved followers, Samantha Grant -- often known as Samantha Markle -- posted a less-than-friendly birthday tribute.
"Happy Birthday Harry!" she writes to her brother-in-law.
"As you 'mack down' on your birthday cake," her hostile message begins.
She then advises him to "think about the birthday wishes you never extended to your FATHER-IN-LAW."
To top it all off, she makes an unflattering visual comparison -- seeming to equate Harry to a hamster.
This is no surprise.
Not only can this simply be added to the lengthy list of rude posts that Samantha has made towards her half-sister and the royals, but she did the same to Meghan just last month.
"Happy Birthday Meg!" she tweeted on August 14, which was Meghan's 37th birthday.
"It would be so lovely and appropriate of you to send DAD a BELATED birthday card for his," Samantha badgered.
Samantha then reminded Meghan that Thomas Markle's birthday is "July 18th."
Birthdays are far from the only occassions that Samantha has used social media to lash out at Meghan and Harry.
It seems that Samantha considers the two to be fair game on any day ending with a -y.
"Act like a humanitarian act like a woman!" Samantha demanded of Meghan in one tweet. "If our father dies I'm holding you responsible, Meg!"
"OK so Cruella Deville is retreating LOL..." Samantha wrote in another tweet. "Let me know how that works out for you."
The legendary Disney character's name is Cruella de Vil, and we have to say that we don't really see her as a very
Samantha, along with her brother Thomas Markle Jr. and their father, Thomas Markle Sr., seems dedicated to giving Meghan a hard time in the media.
This doesn't really do much aside from annoy the Royals -- remember, just a few centuries ago, "trouble with your in-laws" for that family meant a continental war.
But it has to be a wound to Meghan herself, who remained in contact with her father until he proved that he could not be trusted.
Now that he spills every detail of every conversation with her or with Harry, she can't trust him to not do so if she calls him. But Samantha will never forgive Meghan for that.
But Meghan is living her own life, married to one of the most famously desired men on the planet.
The most recent news out of Kensington Palace is that Meghan is supporting an intersectional cookbook that talks about how food brings families and communities together.
It's just sad that, through their own poor choices, a few of Meghan's family members have chosen to tear apart their own family because they're seemingly high on fame.
We should note that Meghan's mom has conducted herself with dignity throughout everything, which is why she was invited to the Royal Wedding.
Samantha is probably going to keep on hurling jabs at Meghan until no one cares anymore. That's kind of pitiful.