“Call animal control, ‘cause there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.”
That's the tagline for Kelly Dodd on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13.
While it's natural for someone just out of a marriage to want to spread their wings and prove they can still find themselves some loving, the tagline was a bit out there.
Kelly lived up to that tagline on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Episode 4 which found her getting a little bit too close for comfort with one man.
Kelly joined Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, Vicki Gunvalson, Emily Simpson, or Gina Kirschenheiter for a dinner date during the episode, and wasted no time in opening up about her new beau.
“I’m dating a guy. He’s pulling in, he’s a spine doctor,” Dodd told her gal pals.
“He’s coming in!” she continued, clearly trying to give them all the information they needed to know to chat with him. “I met him in Aspen!”
“You look, beautiful honey, really beautiful,” Rick Paicius, the man said to Kelly as he pulled up a seat beside her.
“Aww that’s sweet,” she responded after a kiss. “I miss you.”
They were all over each other. It was rather embarrassing when you consider the fact that they had only met each other two weeks before these scenes were filmed.
“Make it stop,” Judge said when the duo continued to kiss each other. “We’ll leave you two alone!”
“Some guy comes in, and they start making out. It’s like, ‘Okay bye!’ ” Judge joked. “That was awkward. This is the weirdest ending to a dinner ever, even for us.”
Added Simpson: ‘I felt like I was on their date. I was like, ‘Okay this is uncomfortable, maybe we should leave….’ ”
“Literally needed to run as well,” laughed Kirschenheiter.
While the other women found it funny, Vicki tried to dole out some words of wisdom in an attempt to make it seem like she still knew her former friend.
“Kelly is very confused right now,” said Gunvalson.
“She’s really upset that Michael dated someone else, but she’s okay flaunting her new boyfriend in the midst of a girl’s night? … Kelly divorced Michael. He’s allowed to date whoever he wants. And if he wants Steve and I to go out with him, we will.”
As previously reported, Kelly lashed out at Vicki for going on double-dates with her ex-husband and his new girlfriend.
“That’s girl code,” said Kirschenheiter, who was firmly Team Kelly.
“What girl is in a situation where she’s like, ‘We have to keep this whole thing secret because I’m friends with his ex-wife?’ What a f—ing loser is she? I would personally say, ‘F— you, I’m not even hooking you up.’ ”
Kelly did forgive Vicki for her actions, but it was obvious she was not going to forget about them.
“I want Vicki to know what other people’s opinions are because she thinks that only hers are right,” Dodd explained to viewers.
“I hope Vicki learned her lesson because everybody schooled her that she was wrong, which she is.”
Something tells us the pair are going to be going at it for much of the rest of the season and likely beyond.
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