Wendy Williams is back from her health-related hiatus...
... and she's better than ever before.
By which we mean the following:
She's better than ever at having misguided, mean-spirited, uneducated opinions about other celebrities in the news.
Two celebrities making headlines these days are doing so for similar reasons:
They carried on an extramarital affair with a member of The First Family.
But is Williams attacking Donald Trump Jr. for sleeping with Aubrey O'Day while his wife was pregnant with the couple's third child?
Or going after President Donald Trump for getting it on with Stormy Daniels, despite his wife having just given birth to a son?
Nope and nope.
Williams has instead chosen to slam the women at the center of these scandals.
Guess we can't really be surprised when this is the same talk show host who has said she's sick of the #MeToo movement.
“This Stormy can go away as far as I’m concerned,” Williams said on air this morning, the day after Daniels opened up about her Trump affair on 60 Minutes.
Wendy then went directly after Daniels' appearance.
Because Williams is a terrible person.
“You know, she’s got a few more miles left on her face where she could be at the hoedown.
"The strip clubs love featured performers, so she could be a featured performer at seven strip clubs across the country just on the basis of Stormy Daniels. But she can go away.”
That's funny, Wendy.
We've had the same thought about you every single time we hear a word come out of your cruel mouth.
From there, Williams shifted her focus to O'Day.
The singer herself has not said a word about her alleged affair with Donald Trump Jr., which supposedly took place for 10 months back in 2011 and 2012.
O'Day hasn't sold her story to any tabloids or tried to make a name of the relationship at all.
But whatever! She was still the target of Wendy's wrath today!
"Alright Aubrey, you have to look at this as your glass is half full,” Wendy began, dripping with sarcasm and continuing:
“You haven’t done anything since you got fired on Celebrity Apprentice, you didn’t do much before that. You were in Danity Kane and various carnations of your look, but I can still recognize you, though…
"... even though you’re 47.
A producer then corrected Williams and said that O'Day is actually 35.
“I don’t mean that in a bad way, she looks better than Stormy Daniels!" Wendy added as a punchline.
"Sorry Aubrey, but you could pass for a woman in her 40s."
Concluded Williams in her random rant:
"Aubrey says she doesn’t want to take financial advantage of the situation, that they really did have a thing for each other.
"But, guess what Aubrey, and I do believe you, even when this guy divorces his wife, he’s not going to come back and be with you, even for a one night stand.
"You are going to be the most watched person, if you’re not right now, on the face of the earth, in terms of staying away from the son… This guy is never going to marry you anyway."
Honestly, what the heck is wrong with Wendy Williams?!?
And/or all the people who tune in to her show each morning?
All she does is insult the appearances of other woman.
She's just a really awful human being.