Aubrey O'Day is the name of a quasi famous singer and reality star.
Based on a couple new bombshell reports, however, we can make the following joke:
For Donald Trump Jr., it's more like: Aubrey Ohhhh, Ohhh, Ohhh... YAY!
Indeed, readers, the oldest son of Donald Trump allegedly carried on an affair with O'Day back in 2011, back when he was very much married to Vanessa Trump.
The pair met on the set of Celebrity Apprentice Season 5 in 2011, according to both Us Weekly and The New York Post.
“Things started up with Aubrey and Don Jr. toward the end of the taping,” a source close to artist tells Us Weekly.
This same source says that O'Day and Trump slept together from the end of 2011 until March of the following year.
News of this alleged romance comes just days after Vanessa Trump filed to divorce her sketchy husband.
(The couple shares five kids together - and, if this timeline is accurate, Vanessa was pregnant with son Tristan at the time of her husband's affair.)
Trump worked as an advisor on this season of Celebrity Apprentice and reportedly told O'Day at the time that his "marriage was already in the process of dissolving," per Page Six.
The newspaper even writes that Trump Jr. told Vanessa years ago that he planned on leaving her for O'Day.
Was the fling truly that serious? We can't say for certain.
Why did it come to an end?
Trump Sr. supposedly stepped in when he heard about the relationship with O’Day and told his son to “knock it off.”
Adds the Us Weekly insider:
“He told [Aubrey] it was over with his wife, that they were separated and he didn’t love her - all of that stufd... Aubrey fell for him hard. She thought they were going to be together for real.”
Both the aforementioned magazine and tabloid are citing anonymous sources.
Both seem confident in their reporting, but neither story can be fully verified.
HOWEVER, consider two more pieces of possible affair evidence:
First, O'Day Tweeted on n election night in 2016 that she has a "story" she could tell in connection to the new President that would be "worth millions now.”
Second, O'Day actually released a song in 2013 titled "DJT."
(You can figure out who has those initials, right? Exactly.)
The track features a phone conversation between O'Day and some unnamed guy, with her asking him at first:
"You want to believe that everything with me was a lie? A fantasy?"
He replies: "I'll always want you and always wonder about it, but it doesn't matter because I have to stay here."
You may go ahead and draw your own conclusions from this song title and these lyrics.
Over this past weekend, direct messages between Trump Jr. and a model were also leaked online, during which Trump pretty obviously flirted with the model and also expressed an extreme affection for bacon.
These exchanges also took place in 2011 when Donald was married to Vanessa.
O'Day went on to date Jersey Shore star Pauly D for awhile, who is maybe the true victim in this case because if the reports are true, it would mean he got Donald Trump Jr's sloppy seconds.
The stars are pictured together here:
Wrote Donald and Vanessa in a joint statement last Friday:
“After 12 years of marriage, we have decided to go our separate ways.
"We will always have tremendous respect for each other and our families. We have five beautiful children together and they remain our top priority.
"We ask for your privacy during this time.”
Such a request is understandable to ask for, but unlikely to be heeded ... considering Donald's father is the most famous and most despicable man in America.