A couple of weeks ago, a report came out that Olivia Munn and Chris Pratt are dating. Both stars had plenty of time to confirm-or-deny, yet seemed content to stay quiet.
Until now. Olivia Munn tweeted out not one response, but several. In list form.
Also, Olivia took it upon herself to text Anna Faris about it. And she's sharing that conversation with the world.
So, if rumor is to be believed, Chris Pratt and Olivia Munn are dating.
It makes sense. They're both beautiful.
Both recently split from their famous exes
Almost exactly four months later, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separated. Because love is dead, that's why.
More to the point, they're both close friends who've been spending a lot of time together.
Per the report of their relationship, it began with that friendship after they had both had their breakups, and then grow into something more.
But Olivia Munn took to Twitter to respond to some of these reports. In list form.
"1. Not every woman is scorned and upset after a breakup."
That's true. Many rumors suggested that Anna Faris was embittered.
"2. Not every woman is ‘furious’ at another woman for dating her ex."
Also true. And we kind of get the feeling that Olivia Munn is more bothered by rumors that she's feuding with Anna than she is by the dating rumors.
"3. So even if I [were] dating @prattprattpratt, some tabloids got me and @annafaris all wrong."
"4. Women respect and love each other a lot more than some people like to think."
True! The sooner that people get past the mindset that woman are automatically rivals or "dramatic," the better.
"5. Chris and I would have a horrible celebrity name. Crolivia. Prunn. Chrisivia. Olipratt."
She's ... really got a point. I can think of some fusion names better than that, but they're still not great.
Note how nothing on that list actually confirmed or denied that the two of them are banging each other's brains out.
However, Olivia Munn did respond to those questions ... but texting Anna Faris.
How do we know this? Because she included a screenshot of her conversation.
"Sooo… I would never respond to random tabloid stories, but since we know each other I wanted to reach out to you personally to tell you the story about me and Chris dating has 0% truth."
She also added:
"I’m sure you already know it’s not true, or maybe you didn’t care either way, but I just wanted to reach out personally to tell you it’s not true."
And the screenshot reveals Anna Faris' response.
"Hi!!!! Oh my god-this town is so f--king crazy. You are so sweet to text."
Hey, even well outside of Hollywood, this kind of situation would attract attention. Let's not blame this on geography.
"I love you. Having said that if you were my new sister in law I would be thrilled! -lets please catch up soon"
While we're not sure that we've ever heard someone's ex-husband's new girlfriend referred to as a sister-in-law before, we think that everybody gets the idea.