The Kardashians and Jenners have unveiled a new holiday card...
... actually, allow us to amend this statement:
Most of the Kardashians and Jenners have unveiled a new holiday card.
In an image shared across the social media accounts of all featured above, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian all are posing for the camera.
(Most are doing so in very serious and dramatic fashion for some reason, too.)
But no Internet user out there cares very much about these women.
They only care about the one woman NOT in the picture.
We speak, of course, about Kylie Jenner.
Just like she was absent from the Kardashian Christmas card, despite rumors that she would reveal her pregnancy on the final version, Kylie is absent from this family photo as well.
And lest you think her absence is just something celebrity gossip sites are fixated on, as we attempt to stir up controversy where there is none, consider what Kourtney wrote as a caption on Instagram:
When you can’t find the rest of the family for the photo ...
This is clearly a reference to Kylie's whereabouts.
The 20-year old is expecting her very first child with semi long-time boyfriend Travis Scott.
But Kylie is yet to say a word about the bun in her oven, choosing instead to basically go radio silent on Twitter and Instagram ever since the news went viral.
This decision has irritated her followers, many of whom just wish to send Jenner their best wishes. They cannot do so, however, until she actually verifies the pregnancy herself.
Heck, the choice to keep mum has even led to a few crazy theories, such as some speculating that Kylie is Kim's surrogate... and others thinking she has already had the baby.
We doubt either of these rumors are true.
But Kylie is Internet savvy.
She should realize that her ongoing silence on the issue is simply generating more and more chatter.
Why doesn't she just set the record straight? Why doesn't she confirm the news and announce her due date and watch the congratulations roll in?
There are two possibilities:
- She is just incredibly ashamed over this whole development and remains in some kind of denial.
- This is all part of a media strategy to be mysterious and quiet and then spring her baby bump (or the baby itself!) on folks once anticipation has reached its peak level.
For the record, we hear Jenner is due in February and is having a girl.
Elsewhere, with Khloe also expecting and Kim said to welcome her third child via the aforementioned surrogate, there's a new rumor out:
Could Kendall Jenner ALSO be pregnant?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The above selfie has people wondering because maybe, possibly there's a baby bump there.
The model, though, has denied this crazy theory, joking online in response that she just "likes bagels" and, we guess, recently ate some.
We likely believe her.
But take another look at the family photo at the outset of this article.
Kendall is standing in the back, her belly covered up by the relatives in front of her.
Could this be because she's hiding something?!?
We're just asking.