You know how this headlines ends, right?
Was it even worth the tease?
In the wake of Farrah Abraham claiming she's been booted from Teen Mom due to her foray into the online porn universe, a new report claims Farrah's now-former cast members aren't just saying goodbye...
... they are saying GOOD RIDDANCE!
On Monday, Abraham went on a social media rant in which she claimed MTV had basically fired her from the franchise that made her famous due to her many "side projects."
Most of these projects, of course, were adult in nature.
Farrah works with a streaming site called Cam Soda that, quite simply, has often featured her masturbating on video.
She also received laser treatment on her vagina at one point and had the experienced documented by this same service.
But so what, Abraham essentially claims? Is she not free to express herself and/or to make money in various ways that don't impact her Teen Mom responsibilities?
"Viacom let me go because as a Business Mogul I act like an adult and part take in adult promotions and activities that other adults do for FREE or in private!” Abraham explained on Instagram.
(Editor's note: LOL at the use of "part take.")
Farrah went on to say that MTV has been exploiting her and her daughter for years, adding that the whole thing is really just unfortunate.
Because fans love her so very much.
“Sad such a phenomenal show will no longer have its biggest talent on the show because of women hating, sex shaming, hate crimes, selfish, Weinstein company power trip behaviors against a professional hard working, honest mother."
But did Abraham really get let go because of her self-pleasuring, viral exploits?
Or because her fellow Teen Moms sort of despise her?
The latter may have played at least some role, based on what Kailyn Lowery told Hollywood Life of Farrah's dismissal.
"It’s about time," she said simply.
Previously, in response to a fan criticizing her behavior on Teen Mom 2, Kailyn shot back with an obvious diss of Abraham, writing:
“We all have bad times…but I def never did porn so there’s no comparison.”
A source close to Amber Portwood, meanwhile, echoes this sentiment,.
This insider tells Radar Online that most other Teen Moms are "relieved" Farrah is a goner, expounding as follosw:
“No one in the cast will miss Farrah. It’s way too sexual. They let the first porno go because it seemed she changed and now it’s just in your face.
"The webcam is unacceptable.”
Nope, not really. Just unacceptable.
If you'll recall, when Abraham was brought back to Teen Mom OG in the middle of last season, Maci Bookout refused to film because of her sex tape Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.
Moreover, Farrah once referred to Catelynn Lowell as "white trash" during one of their numerous feuds on the series.
“Catelynn is especially relieved,” a source close to Lowell tells Radar.
“She had to deal with Farrah the most because all the girls had to do promo together for certain things. They’re all looking forward to less drama.”
What will Abraham do next?
More porn, we assume.
But she's leaving the program with her head held high and her boobs frequently on full display.
"I will never be broken by hateful wrong people and if everyone else is brain washed, on drugs, pills, scheming thinking their at the top of their power trips I WISH to always be apart," she wrote this week, concluding:
"I give this chapter of my life to GOD & all of his glory & to justice in court.
"If God's for you who dare be against you."