Prince Harry Cancels Royal Wedding, Angers British Peons

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We have a new reason to believe that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may be engaged.

According to what has been described as a “well-sourced report” in The Daily Mail on Thursday, Markle sat with the Queen of England for tea last week, conversing with Her Majesty for approximately an hour.

Markle and Her Prince

Naturally, this sit-down has only fueled speculation that Markle is very close to becoming a part of Great Britain's most famous family.

Royal expert Richard Kay filed the aforementioned report and claims that “everything about the tea-time meeting was deliberately informal” in a bid to “settle any nerves Meghan might have felt.”

This is supposedly the first time Markle has ever visited the monarch’s official residence.

And it arrived about a month after she and Harry were all lovey dovey with each other in Toronto at the Invictus Games.

For the past several weeks, nary a day has gone by without some entertainment outlet alleging Harry has already popped the question.

We keep waiting for that Internet-shattering announcement to be made, but we keep being disappointed every time we fire up our Internet machines.

Prince Harry Gets Serious

However, a separate report claims Harry and Markle aren’t only engaged, but are already discussing marriage plans.

And what they have in mind may very well crush the hopes, dreams and spirits of millions in Great Britain.

Unlike Prince William and Kate Middleton, Harry allegedly does NOT want to get married at Westminster Abbey.

In fact, he wants such a low key affair that the traditional Royal Wedding Bank Holiday across the region would not be needed.

This possibility has left many British people angry and concerned because it means they would have to go to school and/or work on the day Harry gets hitched.

"Pomp and pageantry is the last thing he would want,” a source says of this handsome Prince, adding:

"I can see him wanting to get married at St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle.

"It would stop it from turning into a total media circus and give the day a sense of privacy that Harry so badly craves."

Harry and Meghan Applaud

Moreover, yet another insider tells Us Weekly that Markle - who may be quitting USA Network smash hit Suits for her man - won't make a giant deal out of their engagement, either.

“They will most likely hold a small photo call at Kensington Palace, with just one photographer and a journalist invited,” this tabloid writes.

"On the same day, they'll do a TV interview that will be syndicated around the world."

Perhaps they'll also give The Hollywood Gossip an exclusive? Maybe there's a small chance?

Okay, probably not.

But a website can dream, can't it?

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