We're living in a golden age of Kardashian pregnancies, folks.
As the summer of 2017 gives way to fall, we are going through such a magical time ... and it may just get more magical still.
First we learned that Kylie Jenner was pregnant with her first child at the age of 20, a bombshell we assumed couldn't be surpassed.
Shortly thereafter, though, we got word that Khloe Kardashian was expecting her first child with NBA star boyfriend Tristan Thompson.
And of course, all of this follows on the heels of news that their older sibling Kim Kardashian is expecting a third child via surrogacy.
Obviously, all of this puts Kourtney in a tough spot.
As the mother of Mason, Penelope and Reign, she has spoken openly about being open to at least the idea of having a fourth child soon.
Her status as the family's resident baby-making machine is being threatened, but Kourtney Kardashian never backs down from a challenge.
If you thought the 38-year-old was about to sit idly by and let that happen ... well, okay, you're probably right, as it turns out.
If, like us, you spend way too much time online googling each individual member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan and then starting over at the top of the list?
Then you may have heard the rumor that Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant with her fourth child because she wants to, like, bond with her sisters and stuff.
And because this is the Internet and social media is a thing that exists and we're living in the year 2017, the story only gets more ridiculous from there.
Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima these days, but according to one persistent social media report, she's not pregnant by him.
Oh, no ... that would be far too obvious.
No, according to various anonymous "insiders" on Twitter, Kourtney is knocked up by none other than Scott Disick.
You may be saying to yourself:
"Hey, isn't Scott creepily dating Sofia Richie these days while drinking himself to death in Mexico, a la Under the Volcano?"
To which we would reply:
"Yes, and we'd like to take a moment to commend you on your knowledge of the works of Malcolm Lowery and/or the films of John Huston?"
Put simply, Kourtney is not actually pregnant with Scott's baby (and thank goodness, TBH). In fact, she's probably not pregnant at all.
As far as we can tell, this rumor is the result of a scene in last week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Yes, really.
In that scene, Kourt revealed that not only she would be open to having another child, she would be open to this idea with Scott.
As striking as that is (why she feels that way is beyond us), what's possibly even more amazing, especially here in 2017, is this:
There are people watching reality shows who are completely unaware that the footage there watching was filmed several months ago.
(The snow in the Cleveland scenes should've been a dead giveaway ... but we're not here to get on our high horse or anything.)
Now, in order to cover our tracks, we'll say that it's possible that Kourtney is coincidentally pregnant with Scott Disick's baby.
You never know right? While we're at it, that stuff about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer might be true, too! Who knows?!