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Rachel Lindsay and Bryan Abasolo may not get married after all.
We know this is an unexpected possibility for two people who met on reality television and who got engaged after a bunch of exotic dates in front of ABC cameras, but a Life & Style source swears it's true.
Speaking to this tabloid, the anonymous insider says he or she spotted Rachel and Bryan at a recent New York Fashion Week event and, well, they looked anything but smitten.
“Rachel and Bryan looked more like business partners than a couple,” the witness tells the magazine of The Bachelorette stars, adding:
“They didn’t show any kind of affection. I’m shocked they haven’t officially ended things yet.”
The onlooker says Lindsay and Abasolo played up their supposed romance any time a camera was in sight, but then dropped all pretending once they thought they were alone.
“It looked like a contractual relationship, where they had to go through the motions," writes Life & Style.
Considering the very (VERY!) low success rate of couples that meet on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, this isn't exactly stunning.
But Lindsay and Abasolo have made a point to gush over each other more than the usual tandems that emerge from these programs.
Addressing his fiancee just over a month ago, for example, Abasolo wrote the following on Instagram:
"Every single day literally gets better and better with you and reaffirms that God placed you in my path for a reason...
"What shines above all else is the deep love, loyalty, respect and admiration we have for each other and that's what will continue to carry us through into our future."
Lindsay, who became the first African-American to be named The Bachelorette, also couldn't help but write very nice things about her chosen man on social media earlier this summer.
"Bryan you have shown me a love that I've never had before. You've challenged me in ways I could have never imagined," she praised, concluding:
"Thank you for always taking the high road and thank you for loving me unconditionally.
"I love you with all of me @thebryanabasolo and more than I could ever define to you! I am so excited to spend forever with you."
How sweet, right?
Nope, more like how FAKE, this new report alleges.
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