The weird thing about baby bumps is that they can change so much.
Not just growing from week to week, but showing more or less depending on how somebody’s dressed.
Well, Heidi Montag’s 7 month baby bump is huge … and even when she’s dressed up super fancily, she still looks like she’s ready to pop.
Heidi Montag’s come a long way — on a journey full of ups and downs — since her days on The Hills.
These days, though, she’s getting along with her family.
And she’s eagerly awaiting adding a new member: her baby.
She and Spencer Pratt have been doing plenty of adventuring since they announced the pregnancy.
They even went on a "babymoon" to Hawaii together, which is weird but fun.
But travel aside, Heidi has been sharing pic after pic with her Instagram followers to keep them apprised every step of the way.
Some people just can’t resist a baby bump.
Look at her latest photo:
That’s so much!
It’s also a gorgeous photo.
(Even without the baby bump — the dress and background are lovely)
You know how you’ll see girls talking on social media about seeing a guy in gray sweatpants or gray gym shorts?
Basically, gray is a color that can be really revealing in terms of the contours of exactly what’s beneath them.
A baby bump may not be as salacious as getting a sneak peak at your crush’s genitals, but it’s delightful for Heidi’s countless fans as she and Spencer take this big next step in their relationship.
And every baby bump pic is a reminder that it won’t be long now until they’re welcoming their little one into the world!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will almost certainly create a loving home for their soon-to-be child.
But they won’t be able to offer quite the sort of lifestyle that the two of them shared years ago.
It’s a sad fact that Heidi and Spencer squandered away their shared fortune of what’s estimated to be about $10 million.
In addition to spending ludicrous amounts of money on cosmetic surgeries and handbag collections, one of the couple’s more extravagant collections was of rare and valuable crystals.
Now, look, we’re not attacking anybody for their spiritual beliefs.
And we totally acknowledge that a lot of people of minority religions or with certain lines of spiritual beliefs may need to buy more religious or spiritual accoutrement than someone of a majority faith.
(Because not everyone has a house of worship in town that they can just go visit)
But when you’re at the end of your financial rope and you’re still spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on crystals to promote your spiritual well-being … we don’t think that it’s unfair to say that you have a problem.
They kind of had several problems, if we’re being honest.
But that’s all in the past and we think that Heidi and Spencer are both wiser for it.
Heidi Montag and her mom are getting along now, thanks to The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, of all things.
(Yes, that’s what the show was designed to do, it’s just weird that it actually helped some people)
We’re glad that these two are in such a better place in their lives.
And we’re excited to see them get to become parents together.
It’s almost unreal that a reality TV couple has made it this far in their lives and are still, you know, a couple.
And they’re expecting a baby boy, so there’ll be another little Pratt running around in the world.
We can’t help but wonder if he’ll end up with a reality career of his own.
But we can only imagine that, thanks to the experience of his parents, he’ll be able to make wiser decisions.