Spencer and Heidi on July 4
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ring in our nation's birthday. As only they can.
Spencer and Heidi: Photographers
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt turn the tables on the paps.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss
We've never seen Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag kiss before. Oh wait, we totally have. Just not this morning until now. That would be the better summation.
Yep, that's pretty much what you're looking at here. Three boobs and a lot of hot air.
Classic Spencer and Heidi
These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it's kind of gone to $h!t.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on CBB
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on Celebrity Big Brother. Look at them, doing their thing.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are Tools
That doesn't mean we don't love these two, but let's be honest. Tools. Absolute tools.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Celebrate
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrate getting back together (and banking another $10,000 for this photo shoot.
Spencer and Heidi, Playboy Cover
Spencer Pratt holds the Playboy cover featuring Heidi Montag. She's not looking too hot, to be perfectly honest with you here.
Spencer and Heidi Image
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of The Hills and celebrity gossip fame pose for photos at the 4th annual "Road To A Cure" gala in L.A.
Another Spencer and Heidi Photo
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the hottest couple in the history of ... well, they're not really all that hot. Unless by hot you mean repulsive.
Heidi and Spencer Volunteering
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt volunteer on Christmas.
Heidi and Spencer at the Zoo
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are doing well these days. It's almost like they were never divorcing in the first place.
Heidi and Spencer in Vegas
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hit Las Vegas for a special Valentine's Day excursion. This is nauseating but hilarious at the same time.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Kiss
Gross. We know.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Photo
A photo of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in happier times. These two just work together, and will be together forever ... oh wait, they're reportedly splitting up. Knew it had to happen at some point.
Heidi Montag Nude
Heidi Montag nude is a beautiful thing. Well, not really, unless you're Spencer Pratt. We can take it or leave it, honestly. But in any case, this is Heidi Montag nude, in Playboy, and possibly in the bed where Spencer gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her words!
Spencer Pratt, Director
Spencer Pratt fancies himself a movie director now. He's definitely an entertaining guy, at least.
Heidi Montag Playboy Pic
Heidi Montag in Playboy is a bit of a disappointment. You would see the same amount of coverage in any Victoria's Secret catalog, and the women would actually be gorgeous. Imagine that.
Spencer Pratt with a Gun
It is what it is. Spencer Pratt with a gun. If that doesn't strike fear, or laughter in your heart, we don't know what will.
Heidi and Spencer Pratt Picture
Spencer and Heidi Pratt are somehow still around ... and married!