On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 8, Scott was crestfallen upon hearing a Kourtney Kardashian rumor.
A rumor pertaining to Kourtney making love to another man, that is; The Lord doth not take celebrity gossip of this kind well historically.
Elsewhere on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 8, Kim feared she might not be ready to return to the public eye.
Meanwhile, Kendall grew frustrated with Caitlyn, who seems to be rubbing everybody the wrong way these days out in La La Land.
Where to even begin with all this craziness lately ...
Caitlyn has been making the media rounds, talking about making love to Kris Jenner and how Kris knew she was trans and O.J. is guilty.
In this episode, though, her family - specifically her daughters - was most pissed at her for different (and altogether normal) reasons.
After Caitlyn and Kendall called Kylie on the phone and invited her to go out horseback riding with them, Kylie agreed, then no-showed.
Cait then spent the bulk of the outing talking to Kylie on FaceTime, rather than talking to Kendall, who was present, which Kendall resented.
Fortunately, they were able to clear the air, and the young model said, "I hope that now we can just hang out and enjoy our time together.”
“I’m really glad my dad acknowledged what she was doing ... I do realize that she’s had a little bit of a struggle bonding with all of the kids."
If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, or even if you don't, you know Scott Disick's role has always been ... unconventional.
“I feel like all that Kourtney ever wanted from me was for me to be sober and healthy and just be there to take care of my family," he mused.
"I’ve been really present. I haven’t been drinking.”
The Lord added that "a year or so ago, I feel like there was a point where we didn’t even speak or see each other. So this feels good.”
We learned that Scott proposed to Kourtney one day, and that she obviously didn't say yes, for reasons we don't even need to explain.
All in all, despite their ups and downs, he feels good about the way things are going right now, but you just know that'll be short-lived.
Later, Kim jetted to Dubai for her first public appearance since being robbed, bringing an entire security team including Scott in tow.
There, Scott got a text about Kourtney hooking up with another guy in Los Angeles (we're guessing Younes Bendjima). He was pissed.
They’re not together, but I’m sure he’s hurt," Kim said, summing up the obvious, because "the thing is ... he’s trying to win her back.”
While Kim steeled herself for the media onslaught that would accompany her return to the public eye, Scott ... got drunk at the hotel.
At noon. Kourtney was unmoved when Kim told her about this, and Kim actually felt bad for the guy until she went to check on him.
In his hotel room, she noticed a purse.
"He has a f--king girl hiding somewhere and we’re gonna find her,” Kim told the cameras after Scott shadily tried to get everyone out.
Disick tried in vain to divert Kim's attention, but as he nervous paced and threw various lies against the wall, it was clear he got busted.
“There’s a girl downstairs,” the troubled father of three told producers, nearly having a breakdown. “I’m gonna have heart attack."
"This is going to be really awkward.”
Man alive, was he right about that.
Hot on the trail, Kim returned to Scott's room, which his friend told her not to go in, knowing the confrontation that was about to happen.
“You think we should go bang down the bathroom door and see what f--king whore is in there?!” Kim asked, right before she found her.
In the bathroom, Kim let her have it:
“What the f--k are you doing here? Seriously, you’re just like a f--king whore. Get your s--t and security will escort you the f--k out of here!”
Wow. To be continued is right.