When some people get drunk, they pass out on the couch in their clothes.
When other people get drunk, they call an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend and immediately regret it in the morning.
But when Chrissy Teigen gets drunk? She snaps selfies of discreet body parts and then shares the photos with her millions of followers online.
On Wednesday night, Teigen posted a picture of her stretch marks on Twitter.
Unlike many woman who have done this in the past, however, Teigen did not do so as a way to send some kind of positive body image to other mothers out there.
She did so because she was wasted!
"Whatevs," the model and television personality wrote as a caption to the following picture, adding almost immediately afterward:
"When I drink wine I say "whatevs" and sober Chrissy doesn’t like it."
We repeat: HA!
Upon taking to Twitter again eight hours after this photo was uploaded, Teigen made it clear that she wasn’t fishing for compliments by sharing this snapshot.
She wasn’t really doing much at all, aside from enjoying her evening, which involved at least one glass (bottle?) of alcohol.
"I do not post stretchies for the praise. I post it because the wine also I like the pattern and they’re so soft," she wrote this morning.
The wife of John Legend, Teigen gave birth to the couple’s first child, a daughter named Luna, nine months ago.
She has since been an open book when it comes to parenting, confessing that breastfeeding makes her feel like a cow.
She’s also posted photos of her stretch marks before.
Back in April of 2015, she captioned the following photo with the words "Bruises from bumping kitchen drawer handles for a week. Stretchies say hi!."
Then, four months after Luna was born, the supermodel unabashedly quipped about her stretch marks on Snapchat, writing:
“lol my thighs have tributaries."
Finally, in October of 2016, Teigen went nude and gave fans a pretty clear look at her body.
Meanwhile, unlike some women (cough… cough… Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna… cough… cough…) who blog non-stop about some huge need to lose weight after giving birth, Teigen has embraced her new body.
“I always felt like a bit of a tomboy, and I never looked at my body as particularly sexual — I wasn’t a curvy girl,” Teigen said in Elle Australia’s January issue, adding:
“But to be able to see my body afterwards, and of course you get, like, hips. Finally, for the first time, I feel like I have a bit more of a womanly figure."
We love that perspective.
And we love Teigen’s unfiltered Twitter thoughts.
And we love her body!
You keep doing you, Chrissy Teigen!