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Hope you’re ready for some extraordinarily adorable news!

You know how, just earlier today, we learned that Mila Kunis gave birth to her second child with Ashton Kutcher on November 30th?

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Selfie

At the time, that was the only detail that was released.

But now we have a name. A truly unique, precious name.

Welcome to the world, Dimitri Portwood Kutcher!!!

We also now know that little Dimitri was born at 1:21 A.M., and he weighed 8 pounds and 15 ounces.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: Go Dodgers!

The couple also released a brief statement that read “We’d like our kids to have a choice on whether to have a life in the public eye or not.”

“We don’t want to make the choice for them.”

So yeah, it pretty much goes without saying, but there’s no photo of the new baby.

And judging by the situation with Mila and Ashton’s older child, Wyatt, who was born on October 1st, 2014, it’ll probably be a good long while before we get one.

When Wyatt was born, they shared a series of baby photos and invited people to guess which kid was theirs, and then that December, some creeper leaked photos of the family from their Christmas card.

And then last November, Ashton posted a photo of a little girl who would be roughly Wyatt’s age, but he never confirmed that it was her.

And now that baby Dimitri is here, we didn’t even get another guessing game — just a statement about privacy.

So, tragically enough, it could be years before we get a glimpse at this surely beautiful baby.

We know, we know, it doesn’t seem fair that we’d have to suffer like that.

Ashton and Mila Kiss

But we’ll have to just simply carry on as best we can, won’t we?

We’ll find comfort in the few pictures we do have of the Kunis-Kutcher spawn, and we’ll also find comfort in the strange but very true fact that, all thanks to Mila, Ashton Kutcher is no longer a massive douchebag.

Congrats, Kutcher family! On everything!