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Kourtney Kardashian is easily the most innocuous Kardashian happening, but the picture she shared on her Instagram page is bad news. 

The eldest Kardashian posted a pic of Kourtney’s four-year-old daughter, Penelope, wearing a pair of her mother’s heels while walking down the steps, and truth be told, there are some grown-ass adults out there who can’t do heels on stairs. 

A four-year-old? 

Train ’em up young, we suppose. 

Kourtney Kardashian in a White Pantsuit Photo

The little ones in the Kardashian family are still Kardashians after all, and who else is going to pass the torch anyway? 

We won’t even talk about Penelope’s myriad braids — which, guys, she’s not responsible for — because everybody’s pretty sure that’s called "Kardashian cultural appropriation," which they’re good at, and nobody wants to open that can of worms. 

Most of the Kardashians/Jenners have donned dreadlocks and box braids and everything in between, so perhaps a four-year-old child should get a break, considering she likely doesn’t do her own hair. 

Penelope Disick Kardashian Walking on the Stairs in Heels Photo

Those people who can’t walk down a staircase in heels are also likely to be the ones who can’t even braid their own hair, so we doubt a four-year-old could pull off that feat, despite being stair-agile. 

Some of the comments are positive — one read, "Slay, P, slay!" while another one said the little girl was very beautiful. 

Another comment was a little more on the critical side, reading, "That’s freaking killing me." 

"A grown woman can barely walk stairs in heels," the follower concluded.

Kourtney Kardashian in Hot Metallic Dress Photo

Though the post hasn’t even been up for a few hours, we’re positive it’s going to gain some traction — and attention — whether Kourt likes it or not. 

But hey. 

It would seem that Kourtney and Scott are back together these days, so perhaps she’s got other things on her mind besides preventing nasty falls in the house, or being accused of ripping off another culture’s traditions. 

Reported earlier, it seemed just about confirmed that Kourtney and Scott were shacking up and giving their love another shot — yet again — which came on the heels of Kourtney purportedly pushing for marriage. 

The couple have been together — on and off — since 2007, so there is a bit of history there. 

Kourtney Kardashian in Olive Green Suede Photo

Disturbed, unbalanced history, but history nonetheless. 

And kids. 

Three of ’em. 

Good luck to the family, and Kourtney, sweetie, watch your baby on those stairs, okay? 

Hell’s bells.