Despite the amount of troubling news keeping them relevant, ratings for the Kardashian's reality series are down to past seasons.
We can't help but think this is due to the lack of cuteness running around while the women figure out why the men in their lives are so broken.
Enough sadness! Give us Penelope. Give us North. Give us Mason because he loves the beach AND life!
North: Let Me Tamper With Your Face, Mom
Why does it feel so...waxy?
Penelope: I'm Almost Free Of This Prison
Just a few more steps, and I can flag down my Uber.
Mason: Grandma Screamed When She Saw Dad Naked
When did she become such a prude?
Penelope: There Must Be a Child Services Button On This Thing
No luck, but I did order 6 puppies. Clear your data next time, mom.
Penelope: There's Vodka In Here
No, I will not slow down.
North: I've Devised A Failsafe Way To Travel
It's rather genius, really.
Penelope: I. Am. Humiliated.
For the record, I was asleep when she put this on.
Mason: We're Expanding? Why?
Why would you do that to a child?
Penelope: How Much Is This Thing Worth?
Seriously...would you guys get mad if I peed in it? 'Cause I just did.
Penelope: Just Grabbing A Snack While You Guys Bitch At Each Other
Is anyone going to ask how I opened the fridge on my own?
Penelope: My Silence Can Be Bought
What else ya got?
Penelope: North, Hurry!
Just grab whatever you can and keep running! No, leave the fur!
Mason: I Am Kindness
Even with this jamoke.
Penelope: I Don't Understand
Why all the questions? Are you guys famous for bad reasons? Where is my dad?
Mason: Wait, Wait. You're Dating Kanye West?
He knows dating you is career suicide, right?
B***h, Get That Camera Out Of My Face
Who called you and gave you my ballet schedule? Was it Kris?
Great, These Guys Again
Oooh I saw one of you brush up against mom's ride.