We guess it's not all that shocking that there's a Teen Mom-themed Royal Caribbean cruise.
What is somewhat surprising, however, is the fact that the cruise's organizers invited the entire cast except for arguably the most famous Mom of them all.
Yes, according to TMZ, Farrah Abraham will not be meeting and greeting with fans in the Bahamas and Key West in July.
Sources say Royal Caribbean invited Maci Bookout, Amber Portwood and Kailyn Lowry and not Ms. Abraham because they're trying to maintain a "family-friendly" vibe aboard the ship.
It's odd reasoning, considering the show isn't exactly kid-appropriate and you have to be 21 in order to book the trip.
Sounds like the planners just didn't want anyone walking around the deck explaining the difference between porn and sex tapes or trying to sell any vibrating butthole molds.
Maci, Amber and Kailyn might be the biggest fan favorites in the two long-running series that comprise the Teen Mom franchise (though one could argue that Chelsea "the Housk" Houska deserves a spot in the top three), but what about the other gals?
There's no word on whether Leah Messer, Catelynn Lowell, et al were invited and simply decided not to board, or if they too didn't receive an offer from Royal.
Thus far, the only confirmed snub from the company's spokesperson is Farrah
But while they haven't said so explicitly, you can be damn sure they didn't invite Jenelle Evans, either.
For starters, Jenelle Evans been arrested so many times that even the crew of a ship departing from Florida would be like, "Oh, come on! Her?!"
On top of that, there's the matter of her nickname:
Inviting a person who's referred to as "the Carolina Hurricane" on a cruise just seems like begging for trouble.
We don't even mean for superstitious seafaring reasons.
Jenelle just goes out of her way to earn that nickname every damn day.
As for Farrah, organizers say there is a way that Farra can secure herself a spot on the ship:
She can drop $734 for a stateroom or $1,303 for a junior suite.